Channel your inner witchy sass with this unisex crewneck sweatshirt that’s as comfortable as it is unapologetic. Featuring a sleek moon-and-cat design and the cheeky phrase “Witch, Please – I’ve got spells and better things to do”, this jumper blends seasonal magic with a side of sarcasm. Whether you’re casting spells, binge-watching your favourite series, or simply avoiding people who drain your energy, this sweatshirt is your cosy armour for the season.

Crafted from a luxurious cotton and polyester blend, it’s soft, durable, and perfect for everyday wear. The front features a small, detailed moon-cat motif, while the back delivers the full statement in bold style. This piece makes a thoughtful (and hilariously blunt) gift for friends and family who appreciate a little magic with their boundaries – ideal for autumn birthdays, Halloween gatherings, or just as a well-earned treat for yourself.

Product features

• Made without side seams for a smoother fit and less fabric waste
• Elastic ribbed collar that keeps its shape wear after wear
• Medium-heavy fabric blend (50% cotton, 50% polyester) for cosy warmth
• High-quality print for crisp, lasting detail
• Ethically produced with pure cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes for a lower environmental impact

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30°C)
• Non-chlorine bleach only when needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Do not iron directly on the design
• Do not dry clean