Here for the Snacks (and Avoiding Eye Contact) Halloween Tee
Introducing a wickedly fun Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee made for spooky souls who’d rather snack in peace than deal with small talk. Featuring a cheeky ghost graphic and socially awkward humour, this shirt nails the vibe of Halloween and everyday neurodivergent survival. Whether you’re ghosting at a party, pretending to “mingle” while raiding the snack table, or just living your best introvert life at home, this tee has you covered.
Perfect for adults who love Halloween, sarcasm, and a touch of dark humour, it’s comfy enough for daily wear and bold enough to make a statement. Basically, it’s a whole mood wrapped in cotton.
Product features
Shoulder tape stabilises the back, preventing stretching
No side seams reduce fabric waste and enhance aesthetics
Ribbed knit collar retains shape and flexibility
Strong, smooth cotton fabric for vibrant prints
Ethically grown cotton ensures sustainability and quality
Care instructions
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Do not iron
Do not dry clean
Machine wash: cold (max 30C)
Tumble dry: low heat
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
