🎭 Now starring you — in the never-ending production that is life with executive dysfunction.
This upgraded, limited-edition tee goes beyond basic. It is front-printed, back-printed, sleeve-printed. Because we may be disorganised, but our drip is intentional.

📀 Featuring the hit single:
“I’ll Do It In 5 Minutes” (which is currently on its 4,000th repeat)

🎨 Front:
Brutally relatable theatre-style poster for anyone living in permanent mental buffering mode.

🎨 Back:
Bright, punchy chaos made wearable — designed to represent the noise in your brain when you're trying to do literally anything.

🎨 Sleeves:
Matching accent print — because you deserve details even if your calendar is chaos.

🛒 Add to cart now or... you know... in 5 minutes.

Product features
- Knit without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar that maintains its shape over time.
- Stabilizing shoulder tape that prevents stretching, adding durability.
- Crafted from specially spun fibers, achieving a smooth, soft fabric perfect for print.
- Made with ethically grown US cotton, ensuring quality and sustainability.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C)